While reading the morning paper I was shocked to find out that the latest US Government study shows that Americans are dying because they don’t consume enough nuts, salt and salty foods: processed meats including bacon, bologna, hot dogs, etc. Holy crap! Really? Lesley has been forcing me to avoid these foods FOR NO GOOD REASON! I need to get on a bacon burger diet RIGHT NOW! Am I reading this right?
Turns out, I was not reading it right. Scrolling is important.
