Jesus on the Half Shell

What is up with this? Last week, the Virgin Mary showed up on a grilled cheese sandwich. This week, Christ appeared on an oyster shell. It’s disheartening that I can’t see past the barnacles. What the heck kind of Christian am I if I can’t tell the difference between Jesus Christ and Captain Jack Sparrow.

One thing’s for sure. I need to start paying more attention to what I’m eating.

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