Amazon Implications

I never really paid much attention to the little Amazon Recommends links, but today I clicked on the We have recommendations for you link. Here are some movies Amazon has recommended for me:

Based on your recent purchases of Garden Design Magazine, Doing Time on Maple Drive DVD, Music from Northern Exposure CD, Amazon recommends the following for you:

Okay, the Garden Design magazine was a subscription I ordered for my mom on Mothers day. I’m serious! It was! But nevermind that anyway, how does Music from Northern Exposure fit into this analysis? Was the music from Northern Exposure gay? Who knew! I didn’t. Man I loved that music. Now I’m going to have to go home and examine the liner notes for clues or play it backwards or something.

Oh no, here’s a thought! What if playing that CD will make me gay! I’ve already listened to it several times! NOOOO! This can’t be happening! Why was there no warning label that said “Listening to this CD will make you gay”.

Okay, maybe I am overreacting. But I don’t want those pinheads at Amazon thinking I’m gay. I need to get in there right now and order some other stuff, like Andrew Dice Clay Live, Manual of Football Coaching Strategies, Motor Oil Vescosity – Truths and Myths…

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