School has started again and with it; traffic. Since I was clearly going to be late for work anyway, I decided to stop at Starbucks and splurge. I apparently wasn’t the only one late today because Starbucks was empty. This glaring fact didn’t stop the cashier from asking me what name to write on the cup though. I supplied the requested information, but I really wanted to say “how about ‘ONLY CUSTOMER’ you moron!” I think from now on when I am asked that question, I’m gonna start giving them long Arab names with no vowels.

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